being sensitive to the sensitivity of others is chill as fuck
Fuck fuck I don’t want this, go away. I don’t want to like someone. Especially if they aren’t into relationships. Fuck. Go away. No.
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
I hate when people with iPhones text with the clicky clicky noise.
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok